I'm such a poseur that I spell it with a "u". I hate people of all race, culture, and creed. I listened to this music before you did. I am always here to cheer you up. I will trample the weak to achieve my goals. I have low levels of confidence. I am all-knowing and all-forgiving. I can help you with your homework. I have killed for fun and will do it again. I have no sense of humor. I look forward to our imminent destruction.
Friends are just enemies you haven't stabbed yet.
Thank goodness for all the things you are not! Thank goodness you’re not something someone forgot, and left all alone in some punkerish place like a rusty tin coat hanger hanging in space.
That’s why I say, ‘Duckie! Don’t grumble! Don’t stew! Some critters are much-much oh, ever so much-much, so muchly much-much more unlucky than you!
- Dr. Seuss, Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are?, 1973.
I GOT A FEVER.. AND THE ONLY CURE IS MORE COWBELLS!